For the buckeye fan who has everything
07 November 2005
OK you don’t need another sweatshirt or t-shirt. You have 7 varieties of caps. You have the windbreaker. The flag. The posters, the books. The marching band records. The foam finger. A Brutus costume. The “Muck Fichigan” pin. So what do you need? Some fine ideas from the alumni mag:
* The Fossil watch. Ok not that exotic. * The scarlet or gray blazer. Always in fashion. * The popcorn tin. (Hey Marion, how did you let this business slip to some company in Virginia? Marion is the popcorn capital of the world!) * The marching band miniatures. * Not one, but two varieties of Buckeye Coffee – Ohio State Varsity Blends or Drinkstorm. Particularly apropo for Seattle area residents like me. * Coffee cups and other pottery at Hartstone Pottery * A buckeye carpet. This would look great in the living room. * A buckeye park bench. And here is your living room furniture. * And a mural for the wall – won’t they wonder about our civilization 1000 years from now when they dig this up. * Buckeye Crunch cereal – the breakfast of true champions. * Or a trip to an exotic part of the world with a group of alums – Alumni Tours. Nothing says buckeye pride like a trip down the Nile.
Enjoy! And I will accept any and all of these for the holidays.