| [Professional Sports Is Very Interesting |
The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/professional_sports_is_very “Professional Sports Is Very Interesting |
The Onion - America’s Finest News Source”) – “Each and every victory of a team full of people I’ll never meet over another team full of people I’ll never meet is a complex web of nuance and metaphor to contemplate at great length.” |
